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WESTNEAT: There91Ƶs not much to say, Canada, except: 91ƵSorry91Ƶ

Would it help, Canadians, if an American said he was embarrassed for America right now?
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Recently one of my opposite numbers, a columnist up in Vancouver, B.C., announced that he couldn91Ƶt take America anymore. He broke up with us.

91ƵGoodbye, America,91Ƶ wrote longtime Sun columnist Pete McMartin.

91ƵGoodbye Bellingham, Seattle and Portland 91Ƶ how I91Ƶll miss my Cascadian cousins with our shared Pacific sensibilities.91Ƶ

91ƵWhat was once so close has never been so far.91Ƶ

McMartin, channeling the bitter mood of betrayal in Canada right now, said the heedless U.S. president is forcing all Canadians to make a choice 91Ƶ between being 91Ƶvassals or enemies.91Ƶ

91ƵI91Ƶm choosing the latter,91Ƶ he announced.

91ƵSo, goodbye America, it91Ƶs been nice knowing you, but I don91Ƶt know you anymore. I91Ƶve reached that point in our relationship where any admiration I have had for you has been replaced by a new, angry resolve, which is: I won91Ƶt consort with the enemy.91Ƶ

Ouch. The enemy? What can I say to that in return?

The awkward reality is I don91Ƶt know what to say to Canadians at this juncture in our shared history. On the Peace Arch at Blaine between our two countries, the inscription reads 91ƵChildren of a Common Mother.91Ƶ This feels then like the world91Ƶs biggest family breakup 91Ƶ with us as the cause.

Would it help, Canadians, if an American said he was embarrassed for America right now?

Would it count for anything if I pointed out that we were as blindsided as you by Donald Trump91Ƶs suggestion of annexing your country, and making it the 51st state? That he didn91Ƶt bring up his weird Canada animus until after he91Ƶd won the election?

No, that probably won91Ƶt help. The bitter truth is we knew Trump was impetuous. We knew he loves to bully his allies more than his enemies 91Ƶ witness how he relishes humiliating, say, GOP senators. And we knew he would act out the Ugly American shtick on the world stage. We elected him anyway.

Still, picking on 91Ƶ Canada? I think I speak for more than a few Americans when I say that the only people more baffled by this sudden choice of enemies than you, Canadians, was us.

So for what it91Ƶs worth, Canada, let me say that I admire how you91Ƶre rallying to our threat.

I loved how you mocked the idea of Trump requesting Canadian troops on the border by instead posting hockey sticks in the snow with googly eyes on them.

I love how everybody91Ƶs wearing 91ƵCanada is not for sale91Ƶ hats.

I smiled at how a British Columbia coffee house has started a movement to change the name of the espresso drink 91ƵAmericano91Ƶ to 91ƵCanadiano.91Ƶ Quiet acts of resolve matter, even silly ones.

I also like that there91Ƶs now a weekly protest outside the U.S. Consulate in Vancouver, with signs like 91ƵStop Him, Americans91Ƶ and 91ƵToque off, Trump.91Ƶ And I endorse how your sports fans are lustily booing our national anthem. Atypical for you supposedly polite Canadians 91Ƶ but exactly what the times demand.

All this makes me envious, Canada. You91Ƶre behaving as we ought to be.

That we91Ƶre not protesting or booing right along with you blameless Canadians was the most wounding part of Mr. McMartin91Ƶs breakup note.

91ƵGoodbye to my American friends,91Ƶ he wrote.

91ƵYour silence and the silence of all Americans in response to this aggression leaves me disheartened. That silence speaks volumes. I 91Ƶ we 91Ƶ have heard you loud and clear how little our friendship as a country means to you.91Ƶ

How can I explain this quiescence? I cannot.

I could report to you that people here are exhausted. I have readers in Seattle who write to me daily saying they no longer read the news, because they can91Ƶt take it anymore. It91Ƶs their way, I guess, of also saying goodbye.

I could tell you that some people here still regard Trump as a buffoonish cartoon figure not to be taken seriously. He won91Ƶt really try to annex Canada, they blithely say.

Or I could try to convince you that we91Ƶre only hibernating. That you just have to be patient, Canadians, as the old America you once knew, the one that famously does the right thing only after exhausting all other options, is about to burst onto the scene.

But I can91Ƶt honestly sell any of that right now. You got it right in your breakup note. You called us quiet cowards, which hurts because it91Ƶs true. We kicked up a million times more fuss when a transgender celebrity drank a Bud Light, or when they asked us to wear masks, than we are right now that our bonkers boss is threatening to economically crush, and then imperialistically occupy, our closest ally and friend.

As one Canadian wrote in response to McMartin91Ƶs goodbye:

91ƵThe United States is not what I once thought it was. Their true character 91Ƶ or lack of 91Ƶ is in clear view. I can think of excuses, but in the end, Americans had a choice, and this is the one they made.91Ƶ

What can one say to that?

I have a friend in Canada who insists the main difference between Canadians and Americans is the apology. Canadians apologize two or three times before breakfast, he says, while you Americans won91Ƶt do it even after you91Ƶve, say, invaded the wrong country.

So that91Ƶs what I got, Canadians. It91Ƶs bound to be small solace. It won91Ƶt end the tariffs or the takeover madness. It won91Ƶt 91Ƶstop him.91Ƶ But it91Ƶs the only thing I have from the heart to communicate that there are some down here who not only hear you, Canada, but who stand with you.

Which is to say: I91Ƶm sorry.

Danny Westneat writes for The Seattle Times





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