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REVIEW: Next Goal Wins91Ƶ is a sweet, frothy diversion but no knee slide

Taika Waititi turns Ted Lasso upside down in his latest film
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This image released by Searchlight Pictures shows Hilo Pelesasa, from left, Ioane Goodhue, Kaimana and Beulah Koale in a scene from 91ƵNext Goal Wins.91Ƶ (Searchlight Pictures via AP)

In a soccer coach comes from far away to lead a hapless group of athletes. He91Ƶs a fish-out-of-water type, ill-suited for the job, but rises to the occasion and everyone feels good at the end. Wait, you91Ƶre thinking, that91Ƶs the plot of 91ƵTed Lasso.91Ƶ

Well, only kind of.

Writer-director 91Ƶ the manic, slightly unhinged mind behind and 91Ƶ offers a sports movie that91Ƶs not, of course, a sports movie and the opposite of whatever Jason Sudeikis was doing on his TV series.

91ƵNext Goal Wins91Ƶ 91Ƶ 91Ƶinspired by true events91Ƶ 91Ƶ stars Michael Fassbender as a bitter Dutch-American soccer coach assigned to help the struggling American Samoa national team qualify for the 2014 FIFA World Cup. The team is an international laughing stock and still stinging from having been on the wrong side of the worst loss in international soccer history 91Ƶ a 31-0 thrashing by Australia in 2001.

Waititi and co-writer Iain Morris based their movie on a 2014 British documentary of the same name and you can instantly tell why Waititi gravitated toward the story. It has a clash of civilizations, explores overcoming loss and it has a beautiful lesson about embracing those who are different.

In Waititi91Ƶs hands, it becomes a sloppy, quirky, pop culture-studded frothy comedy that gently apes other underdog sports movies but doesn91Ƶt offer much but a mildly funny respite from reality. It makes 91ƵBend it like Beckham91Ƶ seem really deep.

Waititi himself 91Ƶ he couldn91Ƶt resist stepping into his own film 91Ƶ frames the movie in the first minutes by playing a priest on American Samoa who promises this will not be a tale of woe but 91Ƶa tale of woah!91Ƶ (Shakespeare isn91Ƶt laughing).

Fassbender here is the opposite of Lasso 91Ƶ he91Ƶs broken inside, angry outside, egotistical and unyielding, a coach fired from his last three teams and given a career lifeline no one else wants. He has no home-spun wisdom to offer, just routine high school bullying. 91ƵSomething91Ƶs not right about that guy,91Ƶ says one islander. 91ƵWell,91Ƶ comes the response. 91ƵHe is white.91Ƶ

The coach will eventually be redeemed by American Samoa itself, by the nobility of its people and the goodness of their souls, with the movie getting dangerously close to worn-out movie cliche territory.

The script had an opportunity to really examine the demand of winning at all costs versus the rewards of merely having fun and having a passion for sports but abandons any lessons in a flurry of team-building montages.

This being a Waititi movie, there91Ƶs a scattershot of pop culture references 91Ƶ 91ƵKarate Kid,91Ƶ 91ƵTaken,91Ƶ 91ƵThe Matrix,91Ƶ 91ƵAny Given Sunday91Ƶ and even Frank Sinatra (91ƵYou91Ƶre riding high in April, shot down in May91Ƶ). At times, these seem more like the director91Ƶs idiosyncrasies than plot advancers.

The script also takes a weird sort of glee mocking the islanders, who are portrayed sometimes as playing dress-up. One sits at a desk with a keyboard and a monitor but no computer and another makes siren noises with his mouth in a police car because of faulty equipment.

91ƵNext Goal Wins91Ƶ is most winning in the way it handles the team91Ƶs star player, Jaiyah Saelua, who became the first nonbinary player to compete in a men91Ƶs FIFA qualifier. Played with real tenderness and joy by nonbinary actor Kaimana, the role and the way her teammates and the coach relate to her is genuine and touching.

There are other really nice turns by Oscar Kightley, Will Arnett and Elisabeth Moss, but it91Ƶs Fassbender who must do the bulk of the lifting here. His accent is spotty and he may initially not have been on the top of everyone91Ƶs list for the part but he sticks the landing, to mix sports metaphors. 91ƵNext Goal Wins91Ƶ isn91Ƶt a tale of 91Ƶwoe91Ƶ or 91Ƶwoah!91Ƶ but 91Ƶmeh.91Ƶ

91ƵNext Goal Wins,91Ƶ a Searchlight Pictures release that91Ƶs in theaters Friday, is rated PG-13 for 91Ƶsome strong language and crude material.91Ƶ Running time: 103 minutes. Two stars out of four.

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