Nineties nostalgia has extended now to returning to the blacktop courts where Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson hustled and Rosie Perez studied 91ƵJeopardy!91Ƶ answers for foods beginning with the letter 91ƵQ.91Ƶ
Why, you ask? The principal reason seems to be giving Jack Harlow, a charismatic, fast-rising white rapper making his acting debut, a vehicle for his laid-back charm.
The original 91ƵWhite Men Can91Ƶt Jump91Ƶ thrived on Harrelson91Ƶs goofball energy and the 91ƵYou can91Ƶt hear Jimmy91Ƶ trash talk of Snipes, a criminally underrated comic actor (see 91ƵDolemite Is My Name91Ƶ). The contributions of Perez, a hooped-earrings firecracker who makes any movie a little better, shouldn91Ƶt be minimized, either. 91ƵWhite Men Can91Ƶt Jump,91Ƶ the rare sports movie where the woman (Perez) walks out on the guy (Harrelson), hinged mostly on its off-court drama.
This limp, half-hearted, breezy remake makes some modest improvements. The film, directed by Calmatic, bounces to a hip-hop beat and the gameplay action is smoother. But the drop off in personality from that original trio is like going from the Lakers to the G-League.
Sinqua Walls stars as Kamal, a once highly touted prospect whose professional career derailed in a rage-fueled incident the film slowly reveals through flashbacks. (The late Lance Reddick plays Kamal91Ƶs father in one of his last performances.) He91Ƶs now struggling through a job delivering packages while customers often ridicule him for how low he91Ƶs fallen. His girlfriend, Imani (Teyana Taylor), though, lovingly supports him.
One day at the gym, Jeremy (Harlow) makes a loud entrance, dressed like, as one character later says, a Sierra Mist can. Kamal91Ƶs friend Speedy (Vince Staples) notices him and says, 91ƵThey let yoga instructors into the gym now?91Ƶ Jeremy, a former player at NCAA powerhouse Gonzaga now hobbled by knee pain, is there to hustle games and sell some detox drinks.
Harlow91Ƶs character is brash, as Harrelson91Ƶs was, but he91Ƶs sweeter. His trash talk is earnest. He meditates. The joke isn91Ƶt that he91Ƶs racially out of touch, it91Ƶs that he91Ƶs almost too sensitive.
Mostly, he91Ƶs a chatty, charming nuisance that Kamal reluctantly turns to as an on-court partner with hopes of a big cash prize in a three-on-three tournament. Jeremy, meanwhile, has a girlfriend, Tatiana (Laura Harrier), who91Ƶs pressing him to grow up and find a real job.
Calmatic worked in music videos (Lil Nas X91Ƶs 91ƵOld Town Road91Ƶ) before making his directorial debut earlier this year with a reboot of 199091Ƶs 91ƵHouse Party.91Ƶ
And he films with a polish that takes out some of the asphalt grit that the movie needs. If the original resided on the blacktop, as any pick-up basketball movie should, this remake curiously favors indoor hoops. Last year91Ƶs surprisingly good basketball movie, with Adam Sandler, had the texture the game deserves.
Walls holds his own in 91ƵWhite Men Can91Ƶt Jump91Ƶ and Harlow has an easy charm. His debut pales next to those of rappers like Ice Cube, Mos Def and Tupac Shakur. It91Ƶs asking too much, though, for him to supply so much of the comedy here. The jokes, too, are timid. How is it possible that in today91Ƶs fraught America, the biggest debate Jeremy and Kamal get into is over whether Spike Lee or Paul Thomas Anderson is the better filmmaker?
There are a few suggestions that betting on pick-up basketball might not be the hustle it once was. Try crypto, one character suggests. Another says it91Ƶs clear now that white players can ball. I91Ƶm not sure it91Ƶs so different than in 1992, when Chris Mullin and John Stockton were in the league. Now there91Ƶs Luka Doncic, Nikola Jokic and Tyler Herro, who makes a cameo. No mention is made of the recent NBA dunk champ, the 691Ƶ291Ƶ91Ƶ Mac McClung, but an older winner of that contest, Blake Griffin, is an executive producer.
But one thing should not have changed. This 91ƵWhite Men Can91Ƶt Jump91Ƶ never gives its girlfriend characters much to do. They mostly recede as the on-court exploits take over, thus ignoring Perez91Ƶs wise words from the original: 91ƵAlways listen to the women.91Ƶ
91ƵWhite Men Can91Ƶt Jump,91Ƶ a 20th Century Studios release, is rated R by the Motion Picture Association for pervasive language and some drug material. Running time: 101 minutes. One and a half stars out of four.
91ƵJake Coyle, The Associated Press
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